Monday, July 25, 2011

The fat lady in the mirror....

I've been hearing some singing around here lately, wondering where it was coming from-- then. I saw her. The fat lady. I knew then that it was over. True, I just gave birth to the most darling little boy on the planet... but last time I checked, we are turning the corner on 6th months (I KNOW! ALREADY!). So, they say... "It took 9 months to put it on, it takes time to get it off..."

Well. I am not much of a waiter.... procrastinator.... hmph! Let's just say I have a PhD in procrastination. I am a PRO, PROcrastinator. The big deal is simply this.... I love food. I love Bacon. I love Beer. I hate working out. The end.

I thought I would resurrect some yoga friends I dumped in January when I got too rotund to do my prenatal yoga comfortably anymore...


My bff dragonfly yoga mat, and some nifty yoga socks I bought... then forgot about. Hey, don't judge.

I perused the instant Netflix queue to see if there was something I could do, and do quickly-- since Jax doesn't afford me the luxury of much time. There was also a requirement of something not so hard. Not only am I a PROcrastinator, I am also famous for cussing out skinny girls on workout videos and turning them off. I saw this one....


She's cute, not too skinny.... and It targets all 3 of my least favorite body parts.... and it is segmented, and I don't have to do them all if I don't want to.

Pushing play on the Wii..................


I'm happy to report I went through the whole thing, and I didn't cuss once. Grunted a little, yes. I am so uber out of shape it isn't even funny. I may just pay a visit tomorrow!........


Because, believe it or not....



I was hot and skinny once.... Before the Freshman 15, Beer, a Wedding and a Baby....

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