FML...

let's recap.... a series of events from the last hour. After being gone almost a week, we come home to a snake slithering in front of the house, Jason kills it by slamming it with a rubber mallet. Inside the house, I discover that 2 of 3 cats somehow got locked in the guest room and made a HORRID mess, (meaning they pooped all over the floor in front of the door, and throughly peed all over the folded comforter on the bed). They somehow ruined Jason's brand new Calvin Klein suit (with the tags still on, and plastic bag cover) that was on the floor outside the room, (it was hanging in the doorway when we left) It seems while digging at the door in panic they brought some of the suit under the door, and peed on it also ripping the sleeve), AND we discovered the water hose had been left on the whole time we were gone. Fortunately (maybe) the sprayer attachment was on, but water was shooting out like Spindletop from the spigot at the top of the hose. 
So... A.) I'm thankful our house wasn't broken into.
 B.) That would have topped it all off. We could have torched the place at stayed the night at a Holiday Inn.


 Needless to say, Team Woodall hates life right now... And Baylee and Ladle are recovering concentration camp victims.